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Running with the Joneses

September 7th, 2011 at 03:51 pm

I'm trying hard not to be judgmental, Brooklyn Girl's Inner Bitch Post has me thinking.

I spent Friday night in a world where I clearly do not belong. It was a First Grade Get Together for the boys in Miss K's class. There is a small number of them, and some of the mothers feel that they all must be best friends outside of school. This is the 5th round of parents at the school that I am encountering, and I don't feel the need to bond and be best friends with all of them. My son is by far the most social of my children and of course I would go so he could have a good time.

I am not a well-coiffed, manicured, pedicured, Gucci flip flop, platinum and diamond ring wearing mother. I will not complain that two children left me with stretch marks and what would a third do? (I should add that after seven pregnancies, I have NO stretch marks). I didn't have a hard time taking the T-tops off of my convertible and that is why I was late. I could never fathom saying that because one of my children had colic, I would never have another one (child) because I need my sleep to function. I would never refer to a recently purchased vacation property as "my husband's, because I had to clean it. My cleaning lady didn't want to drive to Michigan to do it."

The general attitude of these women made me go ... "What?! Really?"

The newest mother, joining the grade this year, had me alienated at Word 1. To me: Oh, cute dress. That's Wish brand out of Australia. I think the line was '07?" Yes, my dress is probably five years old and I did purchase it for $7.50 at the resale store.

And the second: Again, to me: I would NEVER drink diet cherry coke. The dyes in there .... (insert shudder, complete with pulling shoulders up to ears, eyes closed tightly, pretend shiver) You should know what it's doing to your insides.

And the third: To meL You have HOW MANY children? Did you say in 8, 6, 5, 3 AND 1 grades? Oh, well ... 8, 7, 4, 2 and 1. Not much different. Do you have any more at home?

Oh dear, leave me alone in my resale dress with my cherry coke ... red dye 5 pulsating through my body. My husband couldn't get there fast enough to pick me up (in our one car family we needed to share and I got a ride there with my friend).

It is going to be a long year.

16 Responses to “Running with the Joneses”

  1. creditcardfree Says:
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    Ugh! I feel for you. I live in a neighborhood with a few of those ladies. Yes, I have the Honda Odyessy, but I'm wearing Target clothes, no make up, sunglasses from 10 years ago and I do drink diet coke. Luckily, I don't need to converse with them often, and they genereally stick to themselves. I would say they are likely the ones that have issues. Pray for them!

  2. ceejay74 Says:
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    Ugh. That's really deplorable behavior. Terrible manners. It seems like you realize how ridiculous they sounded, so hopefully you didn't let it bother you too much. I'm sorry you had to go through it though!

  3. Amy Sikes Says:
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    So Sorry for the way people act. But you seem to have a great attitude about it. Hopefully you won't have to deal with them too much this year.

  4. Petunia 100 Says:
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    My favorite of these type of encounters was a woman who asked me if the Macy's in my town (she lived on the "other side of the hill", which she informed me she would NEVER consider moving over) carried a certain shoe and rattled off the serial number!! LOL!! I merely looked at her and replied that sorry, I don't memorize the merchandise at Macy's.

    You're fabulous. Be amused, not intimidated. They're trying to one-up each other, just don't play.

  5. PNW Mom Says:
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    Ugh is right...what a drag. Hang in there! Hopefully you won't have to spend too much time with them.

  6. Thrifty Ray Says:
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    I never had much time for those types of people. Booring. My grandbabies are now third generation of bargain dressed kids. AND THEY LOOK GREAT, they are happy, healthy and arent hung up on name brands. Hang in there...thankfully, its not about the moms anyway!

  7. FrugalTexan75 Says:
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    Ditto the others. You are fabulous just as you are. Most of their grandstanding is just an attempt to make themselves look good.

  8. ThriftoRama Says:
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    Okay, I don't feel so bad. The parents at my son's new preschool all seemed kind of boring and unfriendly, but there was nobody that over the top ridiculous. I wish I had some advice, other than screw those people!

  9. My English Castle Says:
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    We are all bonding, ladies. Some of those babes live on my block--and they're so tired because they've spent three hours that day with their personal trainer. I am happy to report that my estate sale Coach sandals were complimented by another bus monitor mom the first day of school. I didn't tell her I paid the same price as you paid for your resale dress. Impressed by my shoes, she asked where I lived--and then wondered why I wasn't at the moms' coffee down the block from me. Perhaps because the hostess drives me nuts, and I had work to do?

    I'm very glad I'm not the only one not wearing that same diamond ring they all wear. You guys are the best!

  10. NJDebbie Says:
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    I truly enjoyed this post! I'm right there with you.

  11. ThriftoRama Says:
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    I will throw in another two cents. I have two kids and no stretch marks. It's called moisturizer. I rubbed that belly with Burt's Bee's mama bee or cheap walmart cocoa butter three times every day!

    That mom apparently spent too much on her flip flops to remember to buy moisturizer!

  12. baselle Says:
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    I enjoyed this post too. Unfortunately some of their parents were on my trip to Vietnam. (You were dealing with the apples, and I dealt with the tree. Smile) I rolled my eyes, had a bit of mental fun, and rolled with the ones that weren't, but they comprised the 3% awfulness of the tour.

  13. GaelicWench58 Says:
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    Reading your post told me the most important thing about you as a woman. You are perfectly comfortable in your own skin. It's obvious you're the one who doesn't have a problem with self-esteem or self-confidence.

    Tsk! on them and merely consider the source. Best to save the energy for more important issues rather than these shallow women. I'm sure if they were to watch the movie "Shallow Hal," starring Jack Black and Gwyneth Paltrow, they still wouldn't get it.

    Having been an Air Force officer's wife for 17 years, I never fit in with the majority of the women when we had a gathering. I was different in philosophy, attitude and simply didn't believe in following the same paths they did. Going into their homes for monthly brunch meetings made me so depressed because of how clean it was. But in looking back, I learned that their place was just as cluttered looking as mine was everyday. I learned to grow up very quickly.

    For me, being true to myself will always be the most important thing I can do. It's obvious that you are as well. :-D

  14. jperryharris Says:
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    Kind of reminds me of the word "snobbish" if thats even a word! I completely understand you on that, I stay to myself I'd rather keep my sanity! Its much more important then a new coach handbag!Smile

  15. whitestripe Says:
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    Oh dear.
    Yes, I see the mum's at the school gate sometimes when I drive past (no kids yet for me, I have all this fun to look forward to in a few years). The mum's seem to compete with gym gear, here. It shows that your husband works while you spend the day at the gym working out, having coffee with 'friends' and then picking up your children when the bell goes.
    I have stretch marks from when I was 15 and I seemed to grow five inches in what seemed like overnight.

  16. rob62521 Says:
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    The difference between you and these folks is you are a realistic, centered giving mom. These folks are all about themselves...kind of like they had their children like they collected charms on the charms bracelets. See what I have? Let me talk about myself. You are far better off than they because they will never be satisfied with their kids or their lives.

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